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votredilettante:

What a treat, finding a stranger’s plane ticket stub or drug store receipt or shopping list in the depths of a book from a thrift shop.

Due to my present employer, the urge to one-up you is too strong.
Last year, while one of the team leaders in my work area was training me on something, I found a picture of two topless college girls, standing in front of a giant sign for their college, in a book I was screening. For some reason, I showed this picture to said team leader, who happens to be a middle aged woman.
I don’t know why they continue to employ me.

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